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11L.LAMOOK HEADLIGHT. DECEMBER 22, 1910 Amending His Constitution. A well known attorney of heavy bull! and pompous to a degree that frequently reaches tbe state uf being Bird Lived and overbearing «as leaving his office in d Again. a Broad street buildfug tbe olber day. I coii.i-rnlng the With uis high bat on aud carrying a I Into nearly er- walklug stick, he had step|»*d upon tbe I of apply lug that sidewalk wlieu he sllpiied aud lauded I singular or un flat iqiou the pavemeut with a thud til .V'cordhtg to that slxH-ked him as well as caused luenlx «.'is a bird embarrassment. Just then another attorney who en t ttie size of an ll most lienlltiflll joys an equal distinction In the legal Its plumage con- world lutssed and laughed at the falleu lawyer Wlieu the latter was trying tint of tlie ram park led like tlia- to get up he remarked to the other: "1 guess 1 am getting old. My con birds could live stitution will not stand what it did isleliie covered » years ago." As he arose to his feet his friend years. When Ils the bird built for facetiously remarked, "Well. then. of «-cod and »ro Dick, you ought to get an amendment wings fanned the to your constitution." IjNiking at Ills friend with a cold tllereiu roil -Hilled ties a worm was stare, ns cold ns tbe Ice be bad fallen lleli another phoe- upon, he asked: ■Well, what kind of an amendment lug all the vigor of would you suggest. If you kuow so the new phoenix much?" "I don't know exactly." was the re parent’s obsequies. It made a ball of ply. "I don't give advice to tuy clients e and other fra- uithout some kind of a retainer, hut eliopolis. a city In as .von are au old friend of mlue I îuat- «11» a magnificent would suggest a cushion or u the san. To this I ress."—M i tin ea | >o 1 is J on run I. would carry the fra- Salt Water Cataracts. i it <>n i be altar of There are a good mauy salt water •e. The priests then ter and found lliut enturncts in existence. They may be r exactly (Ml years found In Norway, southern Chile nnd that same ceremony British Columbia, where narrow fiords, or arms of the sea. are obstructed by barriers of rock. Tile rising tide flows over »nd filters through such reefs Into LASSES. the great natural reservoirs beyond, but the* water is held back at the ebb ■et In Parting With until It breaks over tbe obstruction In riant Tresses. nil Irresistible torrent. Most curious t «rites from Pon- of all Is the waterfall at Canoe Pas Ing Home Interesting sage. where the Island of Vancouver nurket" there, it is approaches the British Columbia main Ifferelil parts of the land. Here the flood tide from tbe re «ere three or four gulf of Georgia to tbe southward Is ■rs of this coni mod held back at a narrow cleft between tlie country for the two Island» until it pours over in a Ing the fairs mid btiy- boiling cascade eighteen feet high, with >f the peasant girls, perhaps double tbe volume of tbe ■iilurly line hair ami Rhine. At the turn of the tide, how greatest abundance, ever. the waters from tbe uorth rush lie no difficulty iu back Into the gulf, producing a cas- « of beautiful heads cade of equul height and volume. The willing to sell, waterfall actually flows both ways. al girls sheared. one like sheep. and a« In the Spring. tiding ready for t tie Tbe country schoolteacher had been )r caps In I heir hands telling her «cholars alxiut tbe seasons hair combed out and aud their peculiarities, and to Impress > their «»1st«. their miuds with the facts she ques » reason of tbe Intlif- tioned them upon the |»>iuts she had tresses on the part of given. Several queries had been put. ties is to be found in »nd Anally she reached tbe stupid boy lade which cover» eV- I in the corner. hildhiHid upward with "Well. Johnny.” she said, “have you •It entirely preteut any been paying attention ?" r from being «evil and I "Yes'tn." he answered promptly. ally conceals the want i "I'm glad to hear it. Now. can you ey given for the hair is tell me what there is in the spring?” or else n gaudy cotton “Yes'tn. I eau. but 1 don't want to." The pnn-ltasers net itu "Oil. yes. you do. Don't be »fruiti by their trips through j You have beard tbe others. Be H good lloxtoii Herald. boy. now. and tell us what there U In | lhe spring." ian Humor. "W'y—w’y—mum. there's tt frog an* > would scarcely be sus- a lizard au' a dead cat in It. but I itr. and yet on oue occa- didn't put 'em there, it was auotber Icine chief gave me a boy. for 1 seeu him do it.”—Exchange. It was his custom in the his life to watch for the* Sending a Man to Coventry. Ite visitors to Fort Sill The expression "sending to Coven Isson’s mission, near h.v. try" bad a military origin. It arose, t lie might sell beaded so it is suld. In tbe days of Cburles From the proceeds lie I., when tbe Inhabitants of Coventry >e«j t<> purchase certain strongly objected to auy Intercourse forts not supplied by lhe with tbe military quartered In their but on which lie relied towu. and a woman knowu to sjieak I Ills old age. Oue day I to a man In a scarlet eloak wns at once to him about them. He tbe subject of scandal. So rigid were take me walk straight— tbe natives that the soldier was con nd tbe mescal. Yes. they fined to tbe mess room for conversa into me. and I lesti ou tion. Thus the term "sending a man to PHOENIX. R ID lose beady eyes red with hatred gleam of humor »11 these calles, buys them-botli ley help us to ckntan. thaï «o and cru- île con- and the for oue walk.”— thing Romance. to me." said Bnttersby, r knocking u«-»rl.v all tbe 1 Imagination out of life mmerclnllze marriage. for I « hut we are doing. I I old way of courting, the us the classy thing when • bold. I like the Idea of crons the drawbridge and p the girl of my heart and on the «addle before me ■g away like mild. Wouldn’t nr ouldn’t.” replied tbe other girl of my heart weighs -Cleveland I'laln Dealer. Coventry" if you wished to shut him from society took root in the English language.—Loudou Chronicle. Distances at Ssa. That man wns laughed at who on Ills first voyage said that the ocean <lltl not look so large aa he supposed It would, but be was not alone in expe riencing disappointment. The horizon at sea gives no idea of tbe limitless water beyond. A sea captain declares ' that the average landsman cannot see mure than ten miles from tbe ship In auy direction, and it would hare to be ,a mountain or some stationary object for him to be able to distinguish IL — The Free Ridara. “A good many people get on this earth who aren't worth tbe room they take up." said tbe cynical sociologist “Yes." replied the eminent astrono mer “It's a good thing for many of us that we are not obliged to get 1 boa rd this whirling planet on a pay as you enter basis.”—Washington Star. A Good Way to Cook TrouL Build your tire and let it burn until you have a good lied of hot atones and astiés. Have your trout, cleaned and washed, ready at hand oil anything convenient. Pluck au armful of bal sam twigs. Bake out your tire, leav ing a base of hot stones ami ashes. Upon this base lay balsam twigs till you have a layer from six to ten Inches thick. Now put your imul in a row upon this layer and cover with another layer of equal thickness. Over all lay ashes and hot stones. Then smoke your pipe for. say, twenty min utes. When at last you gently remove tbe coverings you will think at tits! that tbe trout have not been cooked at all. There they lie iu all their moist beauty, colored as when they first came to your basket Bat be careful how you handle them or they will fall apart, so tender are they. Steamed through nnd through by the henttsl essences of the balsam, they give «mt a faint aromatic redolence that adds a subtle perfection to the flavor.—Ban- nlster Merwin in Outing. The Old Turnpikes, The first great American highway. that between New York and I’bllndel- pbia. was long known ns "the old York roud.” Its construction lu 1711 was an example which led the colonists nt other points Hlong the Atlantic sea board to construct similar roads where there were no water routes. They were usually built by chartered com panies and were called turnpikes or toll roads. Pennsylvania. Connecticut and New Jersey had many roads of the kind. Tbe first macadam road in America wns built in 1792 between Philadelphia and Lancaster. In 1811 there were said to be 4.500 miles of chartered turnpikes lu New England and New York. During the uext twen ty years the national government spent many millions of dollars in con structing great highways, but the pan ic of 1837 and the building of railroads and canals put an end to that branch of government work.—Youth’s Com panion. Cape of Good Hope. The Cape of Good Hope lies at a considerable distance from the end of South Africa and is. in fact, the middle of the three promontories, severally Incousplcuous. which jointly terminate a slender peninsula, some twenty miles in length, forming the barrier between False bay and tbe Atlantic ocean on the west. These three headlands, lying near together and commonly undivided on a map of moderate scale, are locally deslgna'ed Cape Point It was here that Bartholomew Diaz first encoun tered in full force the prevalent south easterly gales and denounced the rug ged. threatening, threefold promontory under the sounding appellation of the Cape of Storms, to be afterward re christened by pious, trustful hearts tín- Cape of Good Hope. If you knew what Christmas stocks we have had in previous years, and then know that our present one is the largest and best ever you realize what a pleasure is in store for you when you come to our store to inspect it. It is a pleasure for us to show and explain our lines even if you do not buy. By a careful inspection of our many gifts you are almost sure to see something suitable for your needs. OUR STRONG LINES ARE: Leather Goods. Books, all kind. Kodaks. Bibles. Burnt Wood. Fancy Stationery. Cut Glass. Fountain Pens. Perfume. Post Card Albums. Celluloid Goods. And other things too numerous to mention The Poor English Landlord, I have been u property owner for nearly forty years and during that pe riod have lost from depreciation £25, 000. from empty bouses £10.000 mid from defaulting teuauts over £5.000. or a total loss of over £40.000. During this forty years 1 have never knowu a defaulting teuant honest enough to pay a shilllug off tbe arrears when once be removed from the neighbor hood.—Letter In London Telegraph. Industrious. “So your club Is going to give • lec ture tonightsaid tbe tall suffragette. “What will be tbe topic?” “Home Industries,” responded th? president. “And what do you consider home In dustries?” "Why. our busbands, who remain at borne and mind tbe liable* and wash tbe dishes while we attend I be club. —Chicago News. *no»r "Told ber «hat tny salary was."— (.levels nd Leader «n -» ■■■' ■ i i- e ■■ I Wants to sec you, at his store you will not be urged to buy, and you are sure to be interested even if you do not see anything you want. I I RELIABLE DRUGGIST. CLOUGH When you have a cold get a bot tle of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. It will soon fix you up alright und will ward off any tendency toward pneumonia. This remedy contains no opium or other narcotic and mny be given as confidently to a baby as to an adult. Sold at Lamar’s Drug Store. When you feet are wet and cold, and your body chilled through and through from exposure, take a big ! dose of Chamberlain’s Cough Rem edy, blithe your feet in lint water before going to bed, and you tire almost certain to ward off a severe For sale by Lamar’s Drug cold. Store. The Best Place in the City to Buy CHRISTMAS AHD hew YEAR’S PRESENTS IS AT EUGENE JENKINS, The Reliable Jeweler. Banks On Sure Thing Now. •'I’ll never be without Dr. King’s New Life Pills again,” writes A. S liingeck, 047 Fini St.. Buffalo. N.Y. “They cured me of chronic consti pation witen all else failed. l.’n- eqttaled for Biliousness, Jaundice, Indigestion, Headache, Chills, Ma laria and Debility. 25c at Chus. I. Clough’s. Fvolsd the Poor Savages. Robert Louis Stevenson used to re late tbe following amusing story told him by a south sea trader, lie bad been lu the habit of carrying all sorts of tinned meats, which tbe natives bought with avidity. Each tin was branded with a colored picture—a cow for beef, a sheep for inuttou and a flab for sardines. It happened that tbe firm which furnished tlie inuttou thought it a good plan to alter its labels, that Its goods might be more easily distinguished from the others. Tbe mark choseu was the figure of a frock coated Stigglns-like Individual in a chimney pot hat. The natives at once came to tbe conclusion that tbe tins coutalned potted missionary, and there was a great run on the uew line of gorxla. Truthful. It was 4 a. m_. and Bllklns crept In the Vote Mart. softly Into tbe bouse and removed hl» r of a certain city eounell shoes. but a» be tiptoed u,Mtalrs one s*l Io a ready made suit of Ths Doctor*« Viswpo.nL of tbe treads gore a loud creak, “la forgot to remove tbe price Buxom Widow—Do yon understand (league called his attentloo tbe language of Dovers, Dr. Crusty? that yon. John?” demanded Mrs Bll be displayed signs of much Dr. Crusty tan old bachelor)-No. kins from shove. “No, my lore." replied Bllklns. quietude tua’am. Widow—You don’t know if r«k afraid people would yellow means Jealousy? Dr. Crusty— the stair»."—Judge. t you paid?” Inquired tbe No. ma’am; yellow means bilkraaneM Broke It Gently. “You broke your engagement ■ the reply -1 was afraid Ml«« Jsulller?” lobby tats would think It "Yes. but I broke It gently charge."— WsUilngtuc Star. Might Work. dws a player ptek up two goes to tbe piate?” >oe bet *»■ lighter CLOUGH’S Christmas Announcement. A New Line of Handsome CUT GLASS and HAND PAINTED CHINA. Watches and Clocks, Splendid Silver Ware, China and Lockets, Etc. All suitable for Christinas and New Year Presents. I I I. The boy or girl with any’ defect of vision is greatly handicapped in the pursuit of knowledge in the school room. If your boy or girl does not show a high per centage of average in the school re|»irt the probabili ties are that there is some thing the matter with the eye». To find out coat» you nothing if you will bring -------- '— them to nte for examina- pay to tion. It doesn’t „ guesH about t the eyesight of your child—it is better to see that the eyes right. If glanse» are needed I ant prepared to furnish the exact thing that will meet the needs of the case. they art- Remember that I guaranteed for one year, and I am here to make “ Traveling fa- them good, kirs are not.” Dr. H. E. Morris, KYK SPECIALIST, TILLAMOOK - OREGON. For the Ambition«— ainibersitp ? (Ebutatton/ Call in and inspect iny stock before the best is sold. : : : J J f INHERE is no need for yon to be worn out by I holiday preparations if you make good use of yonr telephone. The Bell telephone companies have found that just before Christinas the number of daily con nections is the highest fur the year. The telephone has become a necessity of the holiday season, because without it most people would not have time to do what they have plauned. vbo MO« «tumi >B I ■ctH«, ùx ludibf AnaJ I FJiKI F<< iMk-liera I for eolUfo or murerai- I «««•»’• •«•r««"'« *«41 «jwallafM»/ essala» | Christinas cheer extendi beyond the city limits, and the universal Bell System helps io carry it throughout the land. PACIFIC TKI.KGRAPH lONP4.tr. Every Bell Telephone is tlie Center of the System. Saved From Awful Death. Il»» an nppslliitg < slnmity in his | family was prevented ja told by A. D. Mi Donald, of Fayetteville. N. C.. F IF D No* ” My aMer had consump tion." he writes, "she was thin and pale. Ii,<d no apf>etite and seemed to grow weak«r every day, as all rem edies failed, till Dr King’s New Dtatovery was tried, and so < Om- pletely < ured her. that she has not Iwen trouble«! with a rough sinre. 1 Every fsniily has ne««1 of • goo«! It's the t«e»t medicine I ever saw nr heard rd " For coughs, colds, la | reliable liniment Foe «prams. grippe, asthma, croup to morrliage. , Itruises, soreness rd the muscles all Bronchial troubles, it has no I >n«1 rfieumstM pains there is none I equal. Me. Il f/'. Trial bottle free i l*etter then t haml«erl«tin'e Sold by It.usranteed by 4 baa. I C l.inizr'i Drug Mor« I of the les« the danger from |*nen rnonia arwl other aerion« «liiwaaea Mr. H. W I.. Halt, ol Waverly, Y a . j «ays "I firmly l>elie»e t hamlier , Inin a Cough Remedy to l*e alxMilute | ly tbe l«e»t preparation on the mar ket for cold« I hate recommrn'ied In tn tny frien«?» ami they all agree | with me.” For «ale st l^iniaPs | Drug Store